伤者气胸 但是被仪表板压着出不来 Patient has pneumothorax,but is trapped under the panel.
现场没医生 我们不能帮他做抽引术 There are no doctors we can't perform aspiration.
赶快派紧急医疗队来 Send the emergency unit here now.
救我 Help me!
我不能帮你做抽引术 医生 I can't perform aspiration, doctor!
血压170/100 脉搏100 含氧量70 BP 170/100, pulse 100, sao2 70.
救我 Help!
我会被吊销执照的 I'll lose my license.
我 会死的 L... won't make it.
对不起 I'm sorry...
喂 你别走呀 Stay where you are!
你可能没了份工作 You may lose your job
但你记住你救了一个人 but remember, you saved someone's life.
呼吸稳定 Breathing is steady
血压170/80脉搏80含氧量95 BP 170/80, pulse 80, sao2 95.
医院哪是这个样子 好假 No hospital is like that! Ridiculous!
王医生 Dr. wong!
谢谢 Thanks!
在这里做什么都要填表格 This place requires forms for everything.
你好幸运跟到王医生 You're lucky to have Dr. Wong supervising you!
他最肯教人 He's a good teacher.
入院填这张 This is for first visit,
抽血是这张 照x光就这张 this is for blood test, and this is for X-ray.
不记得没关系 最重要是这两张 These two are the most important.
申请出租车费和点心费 Claim forms for meal and transportation.
还有 现在有问责制度 The hospital has a liability system,
所以最好写得潦草点 so write intelligibly
这样开错药都有得混 then no one can sue you for malpractice.
你说什么 What?
我何求其 L... ho kau kei.
对 这里是何求其医院 Yes, you're at the ho kau kei hospital.
什么事 这么焦 What happened to him?
你都说焦被雷劈的 Got hit by lightning.
何医生 你会如何处置
帮他量血压 检查含氧量 Take his blood pressure and sao2.
看看他的瞳孔神经有没有受伤 Check his optic nerve for any damage.
面部对不对称 Check for facial palsy.
几十岁被雷劈 多数会死 Most likely he won't make it.
假如死在急症室 不但要写报告 If he died in the a & e there is report to write,
搞不好还要上法庭 and maybe a law suit to settle.
所以应该第一时间分发 送他走 We should send him away.
知不知道送去哪科 You know where to?
外科 Surgery!
外科现在当班的是马医生 Dr. ma is on duty there.
他最喜欢赌马 今晚一定不看症 He's too busy watching horse races to treat anyone.
骨科的邱医生 和我合不来不用想了 Orthopedics' Dr. yau and I can't get along, so he's out.
剩下内科那个老处女 The only one left is the old maid at general medicine.
听说她最近有人追心情好像很好 所以送上去一定没事 I heard she's in love been in good mood lately.
上去啦 Take him away!
几十岁被雷劈 一定做了很多亏心事 Got hit by lightning at this age must've done some bad things.
我做很多善事 I've done good deeds!
知道你做了很多贱事 I know you're a scum.
烧成这样 没什么内伤 外科啦 No internal injury, surgery!
原来被雷劈是这个死样 This is what a lightning victim look like.
所以做人要孝顺 不然会遭天谴 God will punish you for doing bad things.
我做很多善事 I've done good deeds!
被雷劈还这么大声 Stop explaining yourself!
不收 送去骨科 Forget it! Take him to orthopedics.
骨头都还没散送来干嘛 送外科啦 Why is he here if his bones are fine? Surgery!
他是外科送来的 He was just there.
那就内科 Then general medicine.
他去外科之前去过内科 He was there too.
送回急症室 Take him back to the a & e.
你好意思将几十岁老人家送上送下 Aren't you ashamed of shoving an old man to different departments?
上次你送个割痔疮的上来 How about that hemorrhoids
我都还没跟你算 patient you sent here last time?
有位子都不收枉你是做医生的 Your department has openings,
见死不救 you should treat everyone!
骨科的位子 不是给你们急症室当垃圾桶 Orthopedics is not a & e's dumpster.
随便丢上来的 You can't just send people up.
我是经过深思远虑 My diagnosis comes from careful
详细检查才断定的 thinking and examination.
急诊室都是专科啊 I know what I'm doing.
不要说骨折 骨刺他都没有一条 He has no fractures not even a spondylitis.
那总有点骨质疏松吧 How about his bone density level?
你不如说他骨头鲠在喉咙里 Why don't you say a fish bone got stuck in his throat?
又是上一班留下的烂账 Time to leave! Left-over from the last shift
赶快把他推到一边 push him aside.
这么面熟 He looks familiar.
每个要死的老伯都是这个死样 Every dying old man looks just like this.
推走他 Send him up.
挡住路老不死 You're in the way, old fart!
走 Move!
焦成这样 It stinks! He's burnt.
老伯 修电梯啊 出去透透气 Old man, elevator maintenance take a breather.
我只做过好事 没做过坏事 I only did good deeds, nothing bad.
不关事 其实被雷劈是自然现象 T's okay, being struck by lightning is a natural phenomenon.
当一片带正电的云 When the atmosphere acquires sufficient electricity.
撞上一片带负电的云 A discharge of electricity will
就会找地面上最高的物体来劈 strike an object on the ground.
他们这样说是他们没常识 Those people have no sense.
我想你是个好人 You're a good man.
对不起 我只是个新医生 Sorry, I'm just a new doctor.
我做到的事情也只有这么多 This is all I can do.
下次 下次我给你一间房 Next time I'll give you a room.
“何求其爵士” "Sir ho kau kei"
真狗 Brown-nosers!
就是这么现实 This is the reality:
见高就拜 见低就踩 You kiss ass to those about you.
有几个医生可以一视同仁 How many doctors are actually
有医德啊 impartial and committed?
吃饭 Let's eat!
无论如何一定要撑着 Don't let go of your hands!
何爵士 你打得开心就用力打吧 Go on hitting me if you like, sir ho.
我顶得住的 I can take it.
不好吃呀 Don't like your food?
换一碟咯 反正都是你请 Order something else! It's your treat anyway.
饿成这样子 When did he last eat?
报警 急性心肌梗塞 Call for help! Ami!
他不像是心绞痛 是哮喘吧 Doesn't look like chest pain could be asthma!
不行 雨好大 It's pouring outside!
他的脸很红 倒像是食道鲠塞 His face is turning red, he's choking.
受不了 好臭 接近不了他 He smells! I can't get any closer.
我从来没闻过这么臭的东西 I've never smelled anything this bad.
做得好 Well done!
真厉害 碰一碰都这么痒 I feel itchy just by the brief contact.
小妹 学学啦 这就是仁心仁术 Observe carefully, girl. This is an example of medical ethics!
简直是辣手回春 It's like a miracle!
真是可怜啊 What a pity!
看他斗志啦 He'll probably make it!
看来她都没时间吃饭 She's too busy for dinner
不如帮她打包带走来帮忙 we'll have it wrapped to go.
都凉了 我再帮她叫碟新的 The food's cold, I'll get her another order.
刚才的牛排都没吃 She barely touched her steak,
她应该会吃猪排 我来搞 maybe she'll like pork chop!
帮她叫杯热咖啡 I'll get her hot coffee.
少许糖 With little sugar.
他刚才食道鲠塞 没心跳 没脉搏 He was choking. Had no pulse and heart beat.
我帮他做了心肺救苏术 I performed cpr.
现在有脉搏不过很弱 There's pulse now, but very weak.
那就没事 So he's fine!
没事就别上车啦 We won't take him then.
我刚刚洗完车 I just had the car cleaned!
我来 上车 Let me... get in...
起身了 Get up...
上车上车 Get in... get in...
阿宝 别送他去何求其啊 Al, don't take him to "ho kau kei"!
你表现好好 我很满意 You did good, I'm very pleased.
我不满意 你没资格做医生 I'm not, you're not fit to be a doctor.
八年前我急性盲肠炎进了何求其医院 8 years ago, I came to the hospital for appendicitis.
是个美女 身材又不错 Pretty girl, nice body too.
长大后因为这条疤穿不了比基尼 If the scar doesn't allow her to wear bikinis,
嫁不到豪门 参加不了选美 ruins her chance to marry a good family,
那一生都完了 her life will be meaningless!
她现在十四岁 五尺一寸 She's 14, 5 ft. 1.
估计可以再高三吋 Should grow 3 more inches.
根据人的成长比例 Proportionally the abdomen makes up
腹部占三分之一 1/3 of the human body.
所以开低一寸裤子就遮到 If we cut 1 inch lower her pants will hide the scar.
但假如开低一寸 But this raises the
难度就会高百份之二 三十 operation's difficulty.
难度高都要做 Difficulty is not an issue.
病人的未来是很重要的 The patient's future is what counts.
做医生不是这么简单的 It's not easy to be a doctor!
做医生不是这么简单的 "It's not easy to be a doctor."
就因为你这句话 我做了医生 I became a doctor because of what you said.
但你看你现在 你看你的头发 But look at you now, look at your hair!
整个蹋下来就像块屎 It's all greasy, what a mess!
开车开富豪怕撞死你啊 And now you drive a Volvo afraid you may die?
我真的好想见到你以前开跑车 I really miss you driving your gtr,
头发竖起来的样子 and your spiky hair-do.
有火啊 He's fired up!
又乱想东西了 That gets him going!
何爵士 你被人打呀 Sir ho, someone attacked you?
怎么有人打我 Who did?
我打人呀 I started the fight.
那班烂人不知死活 Those morons don't know better.
七楼的管理人员都是吃屎的 The 7f management should go to hell!
又不听我的意见 又要我捐钱 They only wanted my money not my suggestions.
我于是用少林拳打他咯 So I attacked them with Shaolin kung-ful!
他们七个烂人不知死活 还要还手 They still tried to fight back.
我用无影脚 一脚踢他 I knocked them down with the "shadow kick".
我把他们打得瘫在地上 看他们还敢不敢还咀 I dare them to talk back at me.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我帮你扶好东西 Plugging your tubes back.
小妹 我跟你讲话你不要走来走去 Kid, don't move around when I'm talking to you.
我要改革这间医院 I want to reform the hospital,
但是这间医院没人靠得住 but there's no one to trust.
不如这样 我信你 你来 I believe in you. You're the answer!
我不行呀 我是个新人 I can't, I'm new here.
我九十几岁你都不帮 我好凄凉啊 I'm ninety-something and you won't help me where's your compassion?
我不是不想帮你 I'd love to help
但我一个人做不了什么 but I can't change the system myself.
好 你想找谁帮你 Okay, who do you have in mind?
你讲 我写 Say it, I'll write it down.
我一时想不到 Nothing at this moment.
喂 说啊 Say it.
你去哪里 Where are you going?
我想到找谁啦 I think I've got the answer!
是谁呀 Who is it?
是谁搞成这样 Who made this mess?
地盘意外 二十尺跌下来 Accident at a construction site.
左大腿骨折 多处撕伤 Fracture in the left thigh multiple lacerations.
昏迷指数10 血压90/50脉搏110 Conscious index 10, BP 10/50,pulse 110.
1, 2, 3! 1 2 3
配血 血全图 心电图 含氧量 Cross match, cbp, ecg, sao2.
一切准备好 Everything ready.
止血钳 Forceps!
吊盐水平备四包血浆 Hypodermoclysis, 4 units of unmatched blood.
输代用血 看看有没有内出血 Blood plasma full rate, check for any internal bleeding.
抹汗 I need a hand!
打一支强心针 电震器 A shot of ampoules, defibrillator!
200退开 200! Clear!
吃过了 马马虎虎而已 I had it, it was all right.
你昨晚有没有看电视 Did you watch TV last night?
现在的电视剧都不知道在说什么 The show was so lame!
给我一杯咖啡 Give me a coffee.
要不要糖 Any sugar?
少许 A little.
现在听收音机 Listen to the radio now.
在这间医院想做个好医生 It's hard to be a good doctor
真的好难 in this hospital!
止血钳 Forceps!
抹汗 I need a hand!
白花油 It's alcohol!
打一支强心针 电震器 A shot of ampoules, defibrillator!
200 200!
退开 Clear!
是不是要找他回来 Should we go find him?
23 号头 Give me a 23.
刹车油二百毫升机油四升 Brake fluid 200cc, engine oil 4 liters.
电池水箱四十毫升 正负极加十毫升 Battery water 40cc, accumulator plate 10cc.
退开 发动车 Clear! Start the engine!
子英 Joe!
师傅 现在情况如何 How is it coming?
车架和水箱都焊好了 洗了燃油注射器 I welded back the chassis and the water tank.
那还可以开多久 How many more years can the car go?
我修的部分如果不撞可以开十年 The parts I repaired should give you another 10 years.
谢谢你 我们进去看看 Thank you! We'll go in and take a look.
子英 这次完全不同了 Joe! It's different this time.
你想想 这次有何爵士 Think about it, we've got sir ho.
我不会回去的 I won't go back.
紧急服务 Prepare the rescue center.
不要这么绝情你帮我一次啦 Don't be so cold, help me out here!
一次 半次 Just this once!
快点 Hurry!
走啦 Leave.
你那么绝情 我赖死不走 If this is the way you are, I'll stay here until you say yes!
好 我看你跪多久 Fine, see how long you'll last.
等我 Don't leave me here.
全部都有问题摇臂坏了 轴承坏了 Damage all over. Rocker arm is wasted,
连悬架都坏了 so is the ball bearing and the suspension.
拿电钻来 卸下连杆 Get me a screw, and remove the connecting rod.
好酸
我早说你是三分钟热度 Your determination can't last 3 minutes.
这么多年老朋友 不要这幺小器啦 We've been friends for so long, let it go.
我这次真的下定决心 相信我 I really made up my mind, trust me!
小学打架你失约 大学绝食你偷吃 You never follow through with anything in your life.
上次医院改革 我们集体递辞职信 We gave our resignation when the hospital demanded reform.
你递圣诞卡 But you handed in a Christmas card!
不要走 Stay there!
八年前我急性盲肠炎进了何求其医院 8 years ago, I came to the hospital for appendicitis.
是个美女 身材又好 Pretty girl, good body.
如果长大后因为这条疤穿不了比基尼 If the scar doesn't allow her to wear bikinis,
不能参加选美嫁不到豪门 and ruins her chance to marry a good family,
那真是糟蹋了 her life will be meaningless1
她现在十四岁 五尺一寸 she's 14, 5ft, 1.
估计她可以再高三寸 Should grow 3 more inches.
根据人的成长比例腹部占三分之一 Proportionally the abdomen makes of 1/3 of the human body.
所以我们开低一寸裤子就遮到 If we cut one inch lower her pants can hide the scar.
这样难度会高百分之二 三十 But the operation will be more difficult!
难度高都要做病人的将来是很重要的 Difficulty is not the issue. What matters is the patient's future!
你记住做医生不是这么简单的 Remember, it's not easy to be a doctor!
做医生不是这么简单的 "It's not easy to be a doctor."
就因为你这句话 我做了医生 I became a doctor because of what you said.
你上次跟我说不是 That's not what you told me...
这么好的医生去修车 A good doctor like you repairing cars?
师傅 你一定要救救我的车 You have to fix my car,
车子是我老板的 it belongs to my boss.
我喜欢救车多过救人 I like saving cars more than saving lives.
What happened?
你能骗人却骗不到自己的 You may fool others but you can't fool yourself.
你看你把这里搞得像个急症室 This place looks just like an a & e.
你说你的心在想什么 So where is your heart at?
压缩器40%拿吸水机和风枪 Air compression 40%, get me a pump and a drill.
你会回来的 You will come back!
师傅 这一次你一定要帮帮忙 You have to help me out the car belongs to my boss.
喂 你上次说是因为我做了医生 You said last time I was the reason you became a doctor.
是呀 Yeah.
你这次又说是因为他做了医生 Back there you said it was because of Joe.
是呀 Yeah.
那你到底是因为他 还是因为我做了医生 So who really inspired you?
因为他做医生 还是因为你做医生都不重要 It's not important who inspired me.
最重要的是我要嫁给你们之中哪一个 What matters is who I will marry.
什么嫁给我还是嫁给他 What are you talking about?
我说出来你不要笑 Don't laugh at what I'm about to say.
不能保证 好笑我一定会笑的 I can't promise how I will react.
当年我在医院做手术的时候 That time when I underwent the operation,
我觉得你们两个很好 I had a crush on you guys
所以我决定嫁给你们两个 and wanted to marry you.
但是一个女孩怎么能嫁给两个医生 But I can't be married to two guys at once.
所以我决定选说 So I decided to marry whoever that said
做医生不是这么简单的那个 "it's not easy to be a doctor".
你不要笑 我是认真的 Don't laugh, I'm serious!
但是当时我打了麻醉针 迷迷糊糊 But I was drugged at the time feeling unconscious,
根本不知道是谁说的 couldn't figure out who said the words.
好 现在人齐了 Good, everyone's here.
我希望大家给我个意见 I hope you can tell me what you think.
喂 给一点反应好不好 Say something!
奔驰 你先说 You first, benz.
其实你心里面都有答案了 You know the answer already.
三菱 你赞不赞成 Are you for it, mitsubishi?
那个女孩都讲得蛮好的 The girl made some good points.
她的样子很正点 She's hot!
那一下拉下内裤真是有点冲动 When she pulled down her panty...
你还讲这些 他要走了 Don't go!
你不要这样啦 不要哭 Don't be like that! Stop crying!
你不要走啊 Don't go!
你不可以就这样离开 丢下我们 You can't just go and leave us here.
神经病 不负责任 You're crazy! Irresponsible!
用不着这样吧 Calm down!
高富 我们不可以这么自私 Golf, we can't be selfish.
这里始终都是个车厂 This is a garage after all.
子英始终都是个医生 Joe has been a doctor all his life!
回去吧 子英 Go back, Joe.
谢谢 Thanks...
何爵士 你又被人打呀 Someone attacked you again?
怎么有人打我 才不是 Who did? No good!
是我打人呀 I started the fight!
七楼那班烂人 The management bastards on the 7th floor...
说我没权请人 不让我签你 Said I can't hire people, won't let me sign you.
我就用螳螂拳打他们咯 So I attacked them using the "mantis stance".
赶快签 我好辛苦争取回来的 Signit! I fought very hard to get this.
小伙子 你坐在我的导管上好久了 Kid, you're sitting on my tube.
我九十几岁的人你都不帮 I'm ninety-something and you won't help me?
我好凄凉啊 Where's your compassion?
但是这次的改革不会容易 Won't be easy to change things.
下面有刘龙 黎仁一班无聊人 There's Andy, Leon and the gang.
还有上面的七只老鼠盯着我们 Plus the management rats are spying on us.
什么 又是那七只老鼠 What? Those rats again?
让我来 I'll talk care of them!
好但是我要你答应我 Okay, but you have to promise me,
一日改革没成功 你都不可以死 don't die on us before we succeed.
当然签啦 Sure! Signit!
香港大慈善家何求其爵士 After being struck by lightning
继日前在摩星岭练功被雷劈之后 last month at the peak,
凌晨再度被雷劈 he was burnt and his condition was critical.
全身焦黑 着火冒烟 情况极度危殆 Police believes that sir ho
警方估计何爵士是在昨日出院之后
再度前往摩星岭练功的时候 returned to the peak for kung-fu training.
再度被雷劈 When lightning hit him again.
何爵士比上次还焦呀 This is worse than last time!
何爵士 Sir ho.
老人家一个月被雷劈两次 Poor old man got stuck by lightning twice.
醒过来的机会很低 He probably won't wake up again.
我们不如 Maybe we should...
不行 这是何爵士最后的心愿 No! This is sir ho's last wish.
我们一定要完成它 We have to fulfill it for him!
怎么帮 How?
没了何爵士的支持 我们三个人不够人斗 We can't win the fight without his support.
何爵士九十几岁的人你都不帮 Sir ho is ninety-something and you won't help him?
他好凄凉啊 Where's your compassion?
何爵士被劈成这样都不肯死 Sir ho manages to stay alive.
他这么有信用 我们都要有信用 He kept his promise, and so should we!
"Just do it"
他们真的好鬼祟 They're really sneaky!
他脸色这么白 一定贫血 His face is pale, must be anaemic.
少晒太阳 听说好几年没出过那房间 I heard they haven't left the room for years.
真惨 这么暗做事一定有弱视 What a pity, working in dark could result in amblyopia.
对不起 对不起 Sorry, sorry!
除了做分流以外 Besides triage,
急症室能救的病人 我们要自己救 if the a & e can help any patient, we'll do it ourselves.
每天工作八小时 不可以迟到 Every shift is 8 hours, you can't be late.
早 Good morning!
讲到哪里啊 What are we discussing now?
不准迟到咯 Being on-time!
是嘛 Really?
不可以早退 No unexcused absence.
我们有事先走了 再见 We have to go now, bye!
再见 玩得开心点 Bye! Have a good time.
吃饭一个小时 You have one hour to eat.
夜班严禁早餐 早班严禁消夜 No food is allowed while you're on duty.
外卖 Delivery!
这里 消夜到 麻烦你了 I ordered it! Over here please!
肚子好饿 I'm starving.
做手术的时候不可以讲电话 No phone calls during operation.
喂 我现在正忙着 在听人放屁 Hello? I'm busy now listening to nonsense.
等一下在手术室再打给你 I'll call you from the or later.
散会 Meeting adjourned.
等等 Hold there!
我跟你说 你是新来的 You are new here, so listen carefully:
撒尿用第一个尿斗 不要每个都用 Use the first urinal to finish business not the other ones.
你每用一个我洗一个想洗死人呀 Cleaning all of them is too much work, trying to kill me?
我不洗你自己洗吧 You clean up your own spots!
散会 Meeting adjourned!
这是什么医院 You call this a hospital?
医生不想医人 Doctors don't save lives,
清洁厕所的女工不想清洁厕所 cleaning ladies don't clean.
何止啊 That's not all.
修冷气的不想修冷气 Maintanance guys don't maintain appliances.
装机器的又不想装机器 Yeah! Pharmacists don't fill precriptions,
对呀 配药的不想配药 filing assistants don't file papers.
存档的不想存档 That's not the worse!
最离谱啊食堂的咖啡又不热 Canteen serves cold coffee,
汽水机的可乐又不冰 soda machine dispenses warm drinks.
自己做 We'll do it ourselves!
行不行啊 Does it work?
上次你说的股票贴墙纸都嫌丑 The stock you recommended lost all values.
放心啦老板是我的同学 Don't worry, the owner is my friend.
他说升到五元都行 He said to hold on to them.
怎么样 医生 How is it, doctor?
对不起 我们尽了全力了 Sorry, we did everything we can.
不要哭 Don't cry.
再救一次来 We'll try again, let's go!
推进去 Take it away!
摆明搞鬼 It can't be done.
死了都能救活 How can you revive the dead?
刚刚才拆掉仪器啊 I just unplugged the instruments.
病人没呼吸 没心跳 No breathing, no heartbeat.
让我来 I'll do it.
"By the order of the highest management,"
"3 doctors can't work on one patient at once."
真惨 又搞断几条肋骨啦 Terrible, more ribs are cracked.
死了都还是人 用不着这样吧 He should let the guy rest in peace.
可不是
只是有必要提醒你们 "But an important reminder:"
根据服务承诺 "According to the service agreement,"
300 300!
"Every patient gets 5 minutes of resuscitation procedure."
"You've exceeded the time hundreds of patients will be affected."
烧东西吃啊焦啦 焦啦 This is a bbq. I can smell the char.
改天化死人妆 The mortician will have a hard time
都不知要抹多少粉才不像黑人 touching up the body.
每包负O血型二百元 "One unit of type o negative is $200."
针药每剂一千元 "One injection is $1000."
棉花每包三十元 "Every pack of cotton balls is $30."
诊疗开支加额外开支 "The total of your rescue operation
多些棉花 "more cotton."
现在已花了超过三十万 Is $300,000."
搞什么 是不是真的要搞到 He really won't give up
人家死无全尸才高兴啊 until the corpse is destroyed.
不尊重死者都体谅一下家属吧 He should at least show respect for the family.
为了平衡开支 "In order to balance the earnings and expenses,"
可能需要解雇两个员工 "we'll either fire medical staff
or reduce medical supplies.” 或取消部分药物资助
超支 超时超支 超时 "Over-budget, overtime, over-budget, overtime..."
有脉搏 We've got pulse!
上多巴胺 插尿喉 Put him on dopamine.
败类 Loser!
人渣 Bastard!
医生 不如算啦 Doctor, it's okay...
搞完没有呀赶快啦 Are you done? Hurry up!
很多病人等着用啊 We've got patients waiting!
医生 我的孩子怎样 How's my son, doctor?
他已经有了心跳 现在要马上送上手术室 He's got heartbeat we're taking him to the or.
没事了 ！ 多谢 ！ Thank you, doctor!
好臭啊 Smelly~
好臭啊 smelly~
我爱你 I love you!
我救你因为我是医生 I saved you because it's what I do
我不会喜欢你 it doesn't mean I love you.
为什么 Why not?
我不会喜欢乞丐的 I don't like beggars.
有竞敌啊 A rival!
什么竞敌 What?
颖恩是嫁你 还是嫁我 Did yan say who she's going to marry?
什么嫁你 还是嫁我 What are you talking about?
她发过誓 She made a vow
你说就嫁你 我说就嫁我 if you said it she'll marry you if I said it she'll marry me.
我说就嫁我你说就嫁你 She'll marry me if I said it, and will marry you if you said it.
不是 你说就嫁我 我说就嫁你 No! She'll marry you if I said it and marry me if you said it.
我说就嫁你 你说就嫁我 She'll marry you if I said it and marry me if you said it.
都说不是了 你真笨都说你说 You have it all wrong. Like I said...
是不是谁说就嫁给谁啊 She'll marry whoever said it.
是 That's right.
说什么呀 Said what?
做医生不是那么简单的 "It's not easy to be a doctor."
到底是谁说的 You remember who said it?
不是你说就是我说啦 Either you or I.
好记性 Good memory.
还用说 Of course.
做什么呀 What are you doing?
每个医生都有仁心 Every doctor has a kind heart
是制度令到他们麻木 it's the system that corrupted them.
我要感化他们 I'll remind them who they really are!
怎么感化 How?
身体力行 什么都做 Setting an example by doing everything.
我们会不会做好多无聊事呢 Will that include many meaningless chores?
愈无聊愈感动 The more meaningless the better!
努力 努力 Go for it... go for it...
说明书 The manual.
没中文 Not in Chinese?
努力 努力 Go for it... go for it...
还有三个小时接班 3 hours left until the next shift
争取时间睡一下 let's get some rest.
起来 Get up!
起来 工作了 Get up! Time to work!
上班早走 下班迟到 老样子 As usual, there's no one here.
拿着 我去厕所 I have to go to the bathroom.
你每次都是这样 You're always like this.
还没吃饭呀 Haven't eaten yet?
他们真的会感动吗 You think we can change them?
有病人跳楼啊 Someone plans to jump off of the building!
怎么会跳楼 How can this happen?
有反应 See? They responded!
我爱你 I love you!
我找到工作了 我不做乞丐了 I found a job, I'm no longer a beggar.
我不喜欢工地散工 I don't date part-time construction worker.
我不是工地散工 It's not a part-time job!
现在我是工地长工呀 It's a full-time job!
我不喜欢没学识的人 I don't like someone uneducated.
老兄 不要跳啊 Buddy, don't jump!
老兄 等等 Wait!
干嘛 What are you doing?
我的车呀 My car!
先救人 Life comes first!
等我移了车再跳啊 Let me move my car first!
小子 不要跳啊 我打你啊 Don't jump! Don't make me hit you, kid!
等我移了车再跳呀 Let me move my car first!
没必要两败俱伤 I've nothing to do with this!
搞什么鬼 What's wrong with you?
你这样撞我搞什么鬼 You hit my car! It's your fault!
兄弟 你冷静点 Calm down.
不要过来 Don't come closer!
有事慢慢说 Tell me your problem.
还有什么好说 Too late!
我入院割盲肠 哪知道割了输精管 I came here for appendectomy but had my sperm duct removed.
再开刀就输错血 没了个肝 Then a bad blood transfusion destroyed my liver.
换肝又输错气搞坏了个肺 During liver transplant bad oxygen destroyed my lung.
四年了 一条盲肠还在这儿 4 years later and my duodenum is still not removed,
但是心肝脾肺肾全坏了 instead my body is all messed up.
我老板解雇了我 我老婆又走了 My boss fired me, my wife left me.
我家破人亡啊 My existence is meaningless!
我要用我的死控诉这间医院 My death will bring attention to this hospital's negligence.
没用的 没人会信你 No, nobody will care.
你看看 下面全部在移车 Look, they're busy getting their cars out of the way.
给我们一点时间吧 Give us a little time.
我们正在做改革 We are trying to make changes.
何求其医院将会是一间 This place will turn into a caring
有人情味和负责任的医院 and responsible hospital.
真的 有人情味 Really? Caring?
付钱呀 没付钱不准出院 Pay up! You can't check-out without paying.
我跳楼啊 I'm about to jump!
跳楼当出院付钱 That's the same as checking-out, pay up!
没钱付啊 I have no money.
不用说这么多了 Stop making excuses.
你现在撞到我 赔钱 三万 You hit my car I want $30,000 for the damages.
三万 你给我呀 $30,000, are you kidding?
换线不打灯 You switched Lane without signaling.
打灯 有人跳楼怎么打灯 赔钱 A guy jumped down, what can I do?
你看 你怎么搞的啊 Whatever! Pay for the damages!
你问下他们 是不是他撞我啊 You ask them, is he hit me.
这么高跳下来没的救啦 There's no help jumping so high.
配血 血全图 全身x光 Cross match, cbp, full-bodied X-ray!
吊盐水血浆四包 快 Saline full rate, uncross match 4 units!
拿电钻 还有电刀 Get a drill, and diathermy.
你要哪个颜色 医生 What color do you want?
什么哪个颜色 What?
这些不是急症室用具 要拿就需要申请 A & e doesn't have these supplies, you need to apply.
一个月后要就用黄色 Yellow is for one-month approval.
一个星期后要就用红色 Red is for one-week approval.
第二天要就用蓝色 Blue is for next-day approval.
你何时要 When do you need the supplies?
现在 Right now!
那就要绿色 不过现在没有 Then it's the green one, but it ran out.
如果你填白色的就可以向行政部拿 You can submit a white form to administration,
或是填张黑色的直接交给好高高层 or a black one to the highest management.
用完拿回二楼啊 Bring it back to the 2nd floor!
拿去消毒 Sterilize them.
救人要紧 快啦 Life comes first, hurry!
糟啦 不知道救不救得回来 Damn! Can they revive him?
求神拜佛 逢凶化吉 Hope god answers our prayer.
子英 Joe!
断气十分钟了 Still no response.
八点五十 宣布死亡 8:50, certify!
粘着肝的那个反光东西是什么 What's that thing attached to the liver?
不是吧 十二指肠都好像有点反光 The duodenum's got something too!
这不是黎仁的手机 Isn't that Leon's mobile?
还可不可以用 Does it still work?
假牙 没带口罩呀 Dentures? Someone didn't wear his mask.
有 He did.
怎么样 医生 How is he, doctor?
我们已经尽了全力 Sorry, we did everything.
还有你们两辆车的维修费 自己给吧 Pay for your own car repair.
狗屎 Shit!
你别死呀 Come back to life!
我的车才刚刚供满 起来 I just paid off the mortgage on my car!
这袋是死者的遗物 This belongs to the deceased,
你交给曾经帮他做过手术的医生认领 tell the doctors that operated on him to pick up their things.
是 Yes.
掏仔细一点$41.5 Let's see what he's got. $41.5.
没钱就不要学人跳楼 Don't jump to death if you had no money.
要跳你该跳后山 还跳停车场 Why couldn't you do it from a cliff?
还说不是你撞我 You hit my car!
他们之所以有这样的反应 They're the same because
是因为我们不够辛苦 we haven't done enough.
已经很辛苦了 We've done a lot.
愈辛苦愈感动 Apparently not enough.
好端端不见了几万元 Can't believe I just lost money like that.
看什么看 不用赔呀 What? You have to pay for the repair!
你都还没有道歉 And where's your apology?
刘龙 时运低是常有的事 Andy, sometimes one's luck just hits the bottom.
你 You...
对不起啊 医生 Sorry, doctors.
连累你们撞车 Didn't mean to damage your cars.
对不起啊 医生 Sorry, doctors.
连累你们撞车 Didn't mean to damage your cars.
这里人多 不用怕 More people are here, don't be afraid.
不怕 Not afraid.
你去找医你的那个啦 Find the doctor that did this to you.
不要搞我们 Let us go!
那边有个女鬼在梳头 There's a ghost combing her hair.
转头又见她在那边梳 Then in an instant appeared over there!
喂 是否这样呀 Do I look pretty?
你们成天只顾着玩 叫消夜啦 You girls never stop having fun. Order take-out?
你们四胞胎不要四处走 吓死人啦 You guadvulets most not wonder around the building,
人家以为你们大哥复活走了出来 people would think your brother came back from the dead!
人吓人 吓死人 You gave us a scare!
我们以为看到鬼嘛 Thought we saw ghost!
算了 跟着他比较保险 It's safer to follow him.
他们在做什么 What are they doing?
应该在帮我们修车 Fixing our cars, I think.
其实他们都挺好人的 They are pretty decent people.
不要这么武断 先看看修得好不好 Don't rush to judgement see if they can fix our cars first.
刘仁 他们这么伟大 They are admirable
比起来我们好渺小 we look insignificant in comparison.
刘龙 不可以这么说 人比人气死人 Andy, you can't make comparison like that.
喂 他们头顶有光环 There are halos above them.
不是吧 No way.
是灯的反光而已 没常识 It's just reflection, you're ignorant.
也是 That's true.
好人头顶有光环 If good people have halos,
那坏人岂不是有角 then should bad people have horns?
肤浅 白痴 That's rubbish!
我爱你 我爱你 I love you!
我不喜欢有学识的人 我要有钱人 I don't like educated men, I want someone rich.
都够惨了 他们都好像没什么反应呢 We've done enough, why haven't they changed?
也是 You're right.
会不会我们不够明显 Maybe they're not aware of what we're doing.
那我们要不要明显一点呀 Should we make it more obvious?
1, 2! 1 2
（向上刷 向下刷 不可放任胡乱刷） "Up and down, up and down, I am brushing my teeth around..."
听到没 真是连厕所都洗 You hear that? They're cleaning the bathroom!
如果换了饮水机我就会感动了 I'll be touched if they add new water.
什么事 What did you say?
医生 我几乎劳力过度死啊 Doctor, I'm because of overworking.
不是问你 I'm not talking to you.
放掉它们 Sell the stocks.
什么劳力过度死啊 What's your problem?
我几天没睡觉了 I haven't slept for days.
看东西不对焦 Everything is out of focus.
听也听不到东西 I can't hear things clearly.
眼前一黑 Then there's a blackout.
谁关了灯 Who turned off the light?
「嘭」 一声这样就晕倒了 Then I passed out.
怎么样 救不救 Should we help them?
不救就要送帛金了 We don't want them dead here.
没办法啦 We have no choice.
帮手 Give a hand.
待会儿再搞你啦 你先靠一边啦 We'll take care of you later, move!
今天真是筋疲力尽 好辛苦 This was a long day, I'm tired.
打死都不再做啦 I'm done for the night.
要不然会劳力过度而死 I don't want to work to death.
好严重 Looks serious.
都得找点事来做 We have to find something to do.
是 得找找 Yes, something...
真的不能怪我 It's not my fault.
三更半夜几个一个模样的人跳上车 They looked identical and said they were going to the cemetery.
说去坟场 是人都会开到对面线啦 Anyone would've got scared and crashed his car.
医生 我真的没事 I'm really fine.
你要不要先去看看他们 You should treat them first.
他们一眼看就知道没事 Your condition worries me more!
你这样没有伤痛才令人担心 You may not feel any pain,
随时内出血脑震荡呀 but there's the possibility of concussion and internal bleeding.
让开 Make way...
真惨躺在这里 What a pity, we've got a patient.
又一个躺在这里 Another one?
坐在那边的那一个 That one sitting over there...
严不严重 Are you okay?
不严重 Yes.
不是吧蛮严重的吧 No really, are you okay?
叫子英他们起来看看那些表面东西啦 Wake Joe and the other two up to help us out.
叫子英下来 Go get Joe.
躺下 躺下 Lie down.
怎么样痛不痛 How are you? Does it hurt?
不痛 No.
什么事搞得这么严重 What caused the accident?
我以为撞鬼 I thought I saw ghost.
医生 医生 Doctor! Doctor!
有四个病人进了医院 4 patients are brought to the hospital.
是上次的四胞胎 They are the quadruplets.
医生 你醒醒 Wake up, doctor...
有没有耳鸣 听觉是不是正常 Any problem with your hearing?
把手伸出来看看 Give me your hands.
有没有晕 Do you feel dizzy?
没有 No.
照头部 x 光 做断层扫描 Skull X-ray, cat scan!
有没有耳鸣 听觉是不是正常 Any problem with your hearing?
你问过了 医生 You asked me that already.
我试试你有没有记性 I'm testing your ability to recall things.
你又在做什么 What are you doing now?
包得不漂亮 替你再包嘛 The bandage is a mess. I'll do it over!
200 200!
退开 Clear!
都没人 Nobody...
那边还有一个呀 There's another one over there!
你们是不是见死不救呀 You can't just leave him there dying!
他们的大哥已在这医院跳楼死了 Their brother already killed himself here,
你们是不是想他们五胞胎全死在这里 do you want them all to die here?
医生 让我来 I'll help you, doctor.
电震器 退开 Defibrillator, clear!
退开 Clear!
宣布死亡 Certify!
10:15 宣布死亡 10:15, certify.
宣布死亡 Certify!
医生 我是他们的母亲 I'm the patients' mother, doctor.
对不起 我们已尽了力 Sorry! We've done everything.
他们三个已签了捐赠卡 They all signed the organ donation card.
有什么用得着就拿去用啦 Take any part you think is helpful.
送他们去外科 Take them to surgery!
重症监护室 快 重症监护室 快 Icu, hurry!
棒透了 Give me five!
好在救得回来 We did it!
谢谢你 医生 Thank you, doctor.
应该的 应该的 It's my duty.
谢谢你 医生 Thank you, doctor.
谢谢 谢谢 Thanks, thanks.
他现在暂时有心跳 He has heartbeat
但是心脏开始衰竭 but there is heart failure.
如果不尽快移植心脏 He needs heart transplant now
不会捱得太久 or he won't make it!
准备手术室 移植心脏 Prepare heart transplant surgery.
是 Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
拜托了 Please help him.
真惨 真惨 并发症呀 What a pity! There's a complication!
深切治疗不收呀 Icu won't take him!
血压100/50脉搏100 BP 100/50, pulse 100!
面色死灰 眼白很黄 His face is pale!
没排尿 No urine!
肚子肿胀 Abdominal distension!
手脚浮肿 Edema of extremities!
肾和肝都有可能衰竭 Possible kidneys and liver failure!
心脏停止 医生 Heart arrest, doctor!
去手术室 Go to the or!
还站在那儿 手脚快点呀 Don't just stand around, hurry up!
要不要拿其他的心肝脾肺肾 Should we have transplant organs standing by?
有多少拿多少 Get as many as you can.
做医生真的不是那么简单的
血压60/30脉搏100 呼吸72 BP 60/30, pulse 100, sao2 72.
一定要尽快 We have to hurry.
死人内脏不可以超过半小时 Organs of the deceased don't last more than 30 minutes.
想领回那几个尸体 不可以吧 You can't take back the bodies.
我们的病人是死者的亲弟弟 The patient is their youngest brother!
你不早说 早就拿去给其他科了 But the bodies are already sent to other departments.
有什么方法可以领回 What can we do?
填什么表格才拿得回来 Which form should we fill out?
不行哦 有本事抢咯 Only way is to snatch them!
肝和肾都败死 需要切除 Liver and kidneys need to be removed.
还有多久 How much time left?
十五分钟 15 minutes.
抢东西啊 They stole the body...
吸管 Suction.
专心点 Stay focused.
做医生不是那么简单的 It's not easy to be a doctor!
怎么样 怎么样 What's the condition?
心 肝 肾都要换
烂肺 烂心 烂肾 Bad lung, heart, and kidneys.
心烂 肝烂 肺烂 Bad heart, liver and lungs.
肝肾肺全烂 Bad liver, kidneys and lung.
够不够心 肝 肺 Do we have healthy heart liver and lung?
我有肝 I've got a liver!
我有肾 I've got kidneys!
我有心 I've got a heart!
准备移植 Prepare transplant!
手术好成功 The operation was a success!
我上去看看他 I'll go visit him.
谢谢 医生 Thank you, doctor.
谢谢 Thank you.
做医生真的不是那么简单的 It's really not that easy to be a doctor!
做护士真的不是那么简单的 It's really not that easy to be a nurse!
我中了有史以来金额最高的彩票 I won the lottery with the highest prize money in the history!
我爱你 I love you!
没用 Sorry.
我现在不喜欢有钱人啦 Money doesn't impress me anymore.
我喜欢的是帅哥 I like someone good-looking.
你不喜欢有钱人 Money doesn't impress you?
不喜欢有钱人 Money doesn't impress you?
说 Speak!
不看 No!
偷人内脏刑事罪状 Misappropriating organs is a criminal offense.
给我写啦 Write!
他不写 No response.
生气啊 He's pissed!
牺牲子英 Use Joe as scapegoat.
另一个行不行 How about someone else?
这件事不关他的事 He has nothing to do with this.
升职加薪 Guaranteed promotion and raise!
三分钟 3 minutes.
给我三分钟 Give me 3 minutes.
我一向都是三分钟热度 I never commit to anything for more than 3 minutes.
我这次决定不会出卖朋友 This time I won't betray my friend.
看看我会不会改变 Let's see if I'll change my mind!
打了这么久哎呀都不出一声 Still couldn't get a sound out of them.
哑得好坚持 They're persistent.
做什么 What are you doing?
走咯 Leaving this place.
你也走 You're leaving too?
你又没打人 又没偷尸 You didn't hit anyone or steal dead bodies.
我的合约期满了 My contract just expired.
何爵士说搞三个月 Sir ho asked me to work for 3 months.
现在不是已经三个月了 It's been that long already.
这样说那七只老鼠 And all these time the 7 rats
搞这么多岂不是很白痴 try so hard to make you leave.
他们就是这样糊糊涂涂 They've always been that clueless.
那我们这么辛苦保护你 岂不是也很白痴 And all this time we fought for you.
你们也是糊糊涂涂啦 You guys are pretty clueless as well!
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
你们走我也走 Leaving with you guys!
有医生做你不做 You're giving up your job here?
是啊 Right!
你会不会开出租车 有没有驾照 Do you know how to drive a taxi?
不会 No.
做不做便利店 全天营业 Want to work at 7-117?
不行 No.
护士酒吧 How about the bar?
拉高裙子 打开胸口去卖酒 You wear sexy nurse uniform to entertain men.
不穿 No.
那你会做什么 Anything else you can do?
留在这里 做个好医生 Don't go, go on being a doctor!
是啊 Yes.
保重啊 Take care!
再见 Good-bye!
医生 Doctor.
你是谁 Who are you?
我爱你 I love you!
你怎么搞成这个样子 What did you do to yourself?
我拿全部的钱去整容 I spent all my money on plastic surgery.
够不够帅啊 Am I good-looking?
对不起 我喜欢的其实是一个医生 Sorry, but I have a crush on a doctor.
你不要再为我做任何事情了 Please don't do anything more for me.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你真的很帅 You're really good-looking.
师傅 怎样啊 How is my car?
对不起 我们已经尽了全力 I'm sorry, we've done everything.
这间汽车分解厂很老实 This auto shop is reliable.
这里写下的零件还能用 I hope you can donate
希望你能捐赠给我们 the parts I listed here to it.
老婆 Honey!
当中包括拯救 受洪水围困人士的一队民安队 "That includes a civil aid service unit,"
以及消防署派出去拯救 and the fire service dispatched to rescue
该民安队的一队消防员 "the civil aid service unit,"
以及一队拯救 "and the sdu unit dispatched
该队消防员的警方飞虎队 to rescue the fire service unit,"
而水警派出搜索 "and the water team
该队飞虎队的一队水鬼队亦被洪水冲走 dispatched to rescue the sdu,"
同时间雷电亦在港九新界多处 "lightning has killed and
劈伤劈死七十多人 injured more than 70 people."
宣布死亡 ！ Certify!
"Dead fish @$0.5"
这次已经是天文台破纪录 "the observatory has set a new record...
在七日内连续发出 "By hosting the warning signal within 7 days."
第四十九次的黑色暴雨警告 "Black rain signal for 49 times"
第五十六次的雷暴警告 "storm warning signal for 56 times"
政府呼吁市民留在安全地方 "the government asks citizens to stay in safe shelters."
"Fresh catch. $2 per pound"
找人开后备电源 Switch on the back-up generator!
何爵士呢 Where is sir ho?
不见了 He's gone.
他在哪里 Where can he be?
港岛摩星岭发电站在今晚九点二十七分时 "At 9:20 this evening lightning
被雷电击中发生爆炸 struck the power plant at the peak."
全港岛区大停电
令多处地方发生严重意外 "And caused many deadly accidents."
大部分意外又集中在港岛南区 "Most of the accidents took place at Southern Hong Kong."
同时间南区最大的 "However, queen Mary hospital in
伊利沙伯泰来医院的后备发电机组 the area lost its back-up generator."
因为没电供应 无法启动 "It couldn't initiate without any electricity."
当局要马上将该院紧急的病人 "The authority will divert patients..."
分流送到附近的何求其医院 "To sir ho kau kei hospital."
何求其医院呼吁 所有休班及休假的医护人员 "The hospital asks all o its medical personnel..."
马上返回医院报到 To return to their post immediately."
何求其医院将会派出冷气豪华专车 "Sir ho kau kei hospital..."
免费穿梭接载各休班医护人员 "Will send a free to pick its personnel."
一幅防止山崩的防护墙棚架 在十分钟前塌下 "10 minutes ago a soil conservation wall collapsed..."
导致一辆满载乘客的巴士 "A public bus and a tourist bus
及一辆豪华冷气旅游巴士相撞 overturned and crashed."
导致多辆车连环相撞 大量伤者被困在车厢或被抛出车外 "There is a large number of injured passengers."
现场是南区坚尼路何求其医院的附近 "The accident happened near ho kau kei hospital."
走来走去 想去又不想去 Pacing back and forth can't make up your mind.
不要想了 走吧 Don't hesitate, go!
你回来这么久都没见你开心过 You've been low-spirited ever since you came back.
你的心根本就不在这里 Your heart is at another place.
出来 Come out!
全部出来 Everyone out!
出来 Come out!
全部出来 Everyone out!
你们是不是喜欢在车底和我讲话 Your enjoy talking to me from underneath the cars?
修车的当然是在车底啦底盘有事嘛 Where else should car mechanics be? The chassis needs repair.
需不需要闪灯 喷废气 What's with the erect wipers
竖起雨刷像哭一样啊 and the flashing signal lights?
还在想什么 出手啦 Stop hesitating. Go!
人命关天呀 There are lives to save!
谢谢 Thanks!
没电怎么开闸 How did the door open with power?
奔驰今天病了 Benz is sick.
没来上班 Didn't come to work today.
说好十点半 You are late.
你干嘛 What are you doing?
人情还人情 数目要分明 Friendship is one thing money is another.
你又在做什么 What are you doing now?
是我付钱 我坐舒服点都不可以呀 If I'm paying, might as well make myself comfortable.
开车啦看什么 Drive!
干嘛 不能进来啊 You can't come through!
我是医生 I'm a doctor.
什么 What?
我是医生 I'm a doctor!
我也是医生 Me too!
你这个样子叫医生 You don't look like a doctor.
你这个样子叫警察 You don't look like a cop.
也是 Good point.
进去吧 Go ahead.
不要抄我车牌 Don't give me a ticket.
干嘛 不能进去 You can't come through!
我们是护士 We are nurse.
你们这个样子叫护士 You don't like nurse.
这样都不叫护士 怎样才算是护士 We don't look like nurse? What makes us nurse?
的确是护士 进去吧 I take it back, go ahead.
你两位不用了 走吧 You don't have to.
谢谢 Thanks!
喉咙肿胀 Throat is swollen.
一级外伤 没呼吸 没脉搏 Cat 1! No breathing, no pulse!
等等 Hold on.
呼吸管 Trachea tube!
医生 Doctor!
等等呀 Hold on!
呼吸管 Trachea tube!
退开 Clear!
氧气 02!
300 300!
你刚刚做医生啊 Just finished medical school?
才一个月 Barely one month.
这么大灾难派新人来 How can they send a new guy here?
医院那两个才来了半个月 I'm the most experienced doctor in the hospital.
退开 Back off
给氧气 give him oxygen.
恩明 Jim!
给氧气 Give him oxygen.
医生 Doctor!
人全到齐了 You all came.
真惨啊 这次死的人多啦 What a pity! Someone could die!
还站在这儿干嘛 Don't just stand here
救一个算一个 出发 get on with the rescue!
连来回隧道费 $170 $170 including tolls for the tunnel.
我要告你兜路 You took the long route!
BB1234 我叫黎仁 去告我啊 Bb1234, my name is Leon la go sue me!
170! US$170
150! US$150
我都没算你两件行李了 I didn't charge you for the luggage.
这两件都叫行李 You call these luggage?
你们 You...
医生呀 We're doctors!
这两个就像啦 These two look more like it!
你的名字 Your name?
林伟强 Lam wai keung.
医生 你好腥啊 Doctor, you have a fishy smell.
没问题 我会小心的 Don't worry, I'll be careful.
不是 你好腥啊 No, you have a fishy smell.
一点痛一定会有 Of course it'll hurt a bit.
你是撞车 你以为是撞单车啊 You crashed a car, not a bicycle!
不是啊 医生 No, doctor.
你真的好腥啊 You have a fishy smell.
你知不知道你在哪儿 有没有事 Do you know where you are? How do you feel?
我知道我正在市场买鱼 I know I'm at a fish market,
你的身体真的好腥 and you smell really bad.
神智不清 一级外伤 He's unconscious. Cat 1.
在哪里呀 Where are they?
在那边啊 Over there!
都说是那里了 Told you was over there!
老兄 你叫什么 知不知道在哪里 有没有事 Buddy, your name and your status?
洪兴山鸡 没什么事 I'm a gangster, nothing major.
看你不爽而已 Just have a problem with you.
你来我的球场玩不怕死啊 How dare you to show up at my turf?
我看你不顺眼 I'll kick your ass!
语无伦次 好严重 Speaking incoherently, very critical.
一级外伤 Cat 1!
你叫什么 What's your name? How do you feel?
知不知道在哪里 有没有事 Know where you are?
我叫梁家成 现在这里是车祸现场 I'm leung kar shing, this is the scene of the accident.
我的车来不及刹车 头撞在方向盘上 Couldn't stop my car, my head hit the steering wheel,
左眼角爆裂流了几十毫升的血 the cut on my left eye hasn't stopped bleeding,
脸右面瘀了几块 there are bruises on my right cheek,
鼻骨撞到流鼻血 broke my nose Ridge there's blood coming out,
今早还有几声咳嗽小便有点黄 had a few cough this morning,
大便不多又不漂亮 and had constipation.
头脑清醒 好严重 He's conscious but in critical condition.
一级外伤 Cat 1.
一级外伤 我都说中了 医生 Cat 17? But I could recall everything.
你自己看看吧 Take a look yourself!
竟没留意到 How did I miss that?
终于到了现场 I'm finally here!
糟糕 That is serious!
报应 A retribution!
偷懒了十几年 一次全补回来 We're making up for all the years of slacking off.
医生 Doctor.
为什么你不问我的名字 Why haven't you asked my name?
人在哪里 发生什么事呢 Where I am, and my condition?
那你知不知道自己是什么事 Do you know your condition?
不知道 什么事呀 No, what happened?
你严重内出血 不去医院就会死 Major hemorrhage, have to get you to the hospital.
但因为方向盘压住你的脚 Your feet are trapped under the steering wheel.
所以我帮你锯掉了 I had to use a saw.
左脚还是右脚 Left foot or right foot?
左脚半只右脚整只 Half of left foot, the entire right foot.
你有没有事 混哪里的 你叫什么 What's wrong with you? What's your name?
6,7, 8... 6 7 8
医生 我先帮你拿着 I'll hold it for you, doc.
数了有多少 What's my count?
6,7... 6 7
6,7,8, 9... 6 7 8 9
6 6...
救人重要 Life comes first!
11, 12, 13, 14, 15... 1112131415
一救醒你就想偷东西 Trying to steal my money?
要不要可乐 Want a coke?
金莎 Chocolate?
口香糖 Chewing gum?
白箭 Wrigley's?
有没有雪碧 You got sprite?
10 US$10
香烟 A pack of cigarette.
兄弟 你怎么抽啊 Buddy, how can you smoke?
你管我 Leave me alone!
50 US$50
真惨啊 医生 What a pity! Doctor!
何求其医院接载医生的巴士也在这里 Our hospital's shuttle bus is here too!
名单上有颖恩的名字 Yan's name is on the list.
干嘛 What?
有没有见过颖恩 Have you seen yan?
没有 No.
颖恩 Yan!
在这里 Over here.
颖恩 Yan!
真惨啊 What a pity!
叫消防员 Go get the fire service!
死的人多啦 Someone could diel
你叫什么 有没有事 What's your name? What's your...
你怎么样 Are you all right?
没事 累累的 眯一下眼 I'm okay, just taking a nap.
你怎么会搞成这样 How did this happen?
说你都不信 You won't believe it.
车刚刚翻的时候 When the car over turned,
这些竹子就在周围飞 the bamboo sticks flew around me.
我只有闪咯 I kept ducking,
然后就变成这样了 and this is how it turned out.
我救你出来 I'll get you out!
不要乱动竹子呀 Be careful with that!
这个很复杂 This is extremely complicated.
这些竹子都迭在一起 The bamboo sticks are piled up on each other.
你抽一枝就不知道会动到哪枝 You can't tell how one will affect the other,
不知道哪枝会插到我哪里 and which one may put a hole in my body.
这么麻烦 This is trouble.
快点 死的人多啦 Hurry, someone could die!
边到呀？ Where?
跟着来还问 Stop asking questions!
真惨啊 消防员正在忙呀 What a pity! The firemen are busy!
不用怕 我叫了他们来帮忙 Don't worry... they're here to help.
让我来 Let Mel...
好痛 It hurts.
这些竹子不能乱碰呀 Be careful with the bamboo sticks!
你不早说对不起 You should've told us! Sorry...
你们不用搞我了 I'm okay, let me be.
刚才消防员看过 Fireman said I'll be fine
我暂时没事 除非山崩 if there's no landslide.
边个掉我东西？ Who hit me?
看不到路抹抹眼镜吧 You blind? Wipe your glasses!
你看 Look!
走呀 山崩呀 Let's go! It's a landslide!
不如走吧 We should go.
哪有人像你这样 这么贱 Where's your compassion? You're despicable!
我哪会这么贱 I'm not that despicable?
现在怎么走啊 But how can we escape?
别碰竹子啊 Don't touch it
大家伸出手来 Give me your hands!
干什么 What?
怎么样 What now?
有计 I got an idea.
黎仁 这里 Leon, here!
你现在拿住这枝这枝啊 Hold on to this, this one!
我数一的时候 你就拉 When I say "1", pull.
二的时候 你就往前推 When I say "2", push forward.
刘龙撬起它 你用锯 我就剪 You'll use the saw, and I'll cut the sticks.
黎仁 Leon.
伸出手来 Give me your hand.
怎样 Why?
我数一的时候 你就握住这枝转 When I say "1", grab this and turn left.
黎仁锯 你就撬 我就剪 Leon will use the saw and you'll follow him.
不行 这样会弄伤她的 She could get hurt!
管不了这么多了 不理 There's no time for that.
割伤她的胃 弄花她的脸怎么办啊 What if you cut her stomach or scratches her face?
拉她出来再医咯 来啊 We'll worry about that later, let's go!
我有方法 完全没事的 I have a plan, it'll work.
没时间 太难了 来吧 It's too difficult, there's no time.
再难都要做病人的将来很重要 Difficulty is not the issue what matters is the patient's future!
做医生不是这么简单的 It's not easy to be a doctor!
原来是他 It was him!
原来是你 So it was you!
原来是我 So it was me.
那用你的办法吧 We'll go with your plan.
大家记得了嘛 Everyone remember the steps?
记得了 Yes...
记得就可以了 That's good...
但有一件事 子英 One more thing, Joe.
非常之难的 交给你 You've got the difficult job.
1 拉半呎 On "1", pull 1/2 foot.
2 反推3吋 On "2", push back 3 inches.
3 向左打横 半寸 On "3", move left 1/2 inch.
拉她出来 Then pull her out.
那你呢 How about you?
我负责数一二三 I'll do the countdown.
我撬 我撬 I'll lift it up!
知道就好了 That's right.
我撬 我撬 I'll lift it up! 1
2 21
31 3
赶快走啊 Let's go!
为什么不是你 How come it's not you?
对不起 我都希望是我 Sorry, I wish it was me too.
不要耍赖 讲过就要算数 Don't play games here. Remember, you made a vow.
天意弄人 "Life is a funny thing."
没想到未曾开始就已经完结啦
想到以后要叫你大嫂 The thought of calling you "sister-in-law..."
真是令人难受啊 Is unbearable.
你们奸夫淫妇 You adulterous couple!
不过算了 But it's okay, from now on.
以后你要她的人 我要她的身 You'll take her body, I'll keep her soul.
阿娇 我都说不是这样了 Serena, you're doing it wrong.
说过是深切治疗 Told you he needs intensive care.
你帮他擦一下鼻梁 擦一下人中 Rub it on his nose Ridge and philtrum.
醒呀 醒呀 Wake up! Wake up!
给多点 Use more.
是深切治疗 He needs intensive care!
这个人内伤 This guy has internal injury.
保济丸一剂 One dosage of diarrhea pills.
这个人骨折跌打酒一百毫升 He has bone fractures 100 cc of arthritis oil.
这个流血不止 4个U 快 Hurry up, he has bleeding! 4u.
你在这里干嘛 What are you doing here?
救人咯 做死人了 Saving people! It's wearing me out.
不是有两个做了半个月的新医生 I thought there are two new doctors.
一个晕了 一个惊吓过度 One passed out. The other freaked out,
被他妈妈带回家啦 his mom took him home.
可以了 这里交给我们吧 We'll take it from here.
大家打醒十二分精神 Everyone stays alert.
什么事都有可能发生 Nobody knows what will happen next.
Such as”? 例如什么
各位各位今天灾难当前 Everybody, because of the disaster tonight,
我们清洁部共襄善举厕所开放 we've decided to help out the bathroom is in service now.
你们一格格尿 我们一格格洗 You can use all of the urinals we'll clean them all.
真是什么都有可能 Really anything can happen!
把灯调暗 没必要的电器仪器就不要用 Turn the lights down, don't waste electricity
省一点电 on things we don't need.
（下面问指示） "A & e is waiting for instructions"
（问我我哪知） "as if I know anything"
（再问怎么办） "what if they ask again?"
（不如避一避） "We better sneak away"
我们是好高高层 We are the highest management!
放我们出来呀 救命呀 Let us out! Help!
你们这班死烂人 肯出声了是不是 You rats finally decided to speak?
困住你们三五七天慢慢炮制你 See what I'll do to you!
还不死 You're dead!
医生 你笑得这么开心 我是不是没事 Doctor, you have a smile on your face. Does it mean I'm all right?
不是 我结婚呀 No, I'm getting married!
我老婆在那边 你说她漂不漂亮 My wife is over there. Isn't she pretty?
漂亮恭喜你 Yes, congratulations.
那我是不是没事 So am I all right?
有 准备办你的身后事吧 No, start preparing your funeral.
小时候发过的誓不用这么认真 You don't have to take your vow that seriously.
医生 我老公怎么样啊 他会不会死呀 Doctor, how's my husband? Will he live?
无所谓 人生是这样 Doesn't matter this is what life is about:
喜欢的是一个 结婚生子的又是另一个 The guy you marry is never the one you're in love with.
哪里度蜜月好呀 澳洲好还是澳门好 What's a good honeymoon destination? Austria or Australia?
人家好像喜欢子英多一点 She seems to like Joe more.
我知道 I know.
摆酒席快餐店好还是酒楼好 Where should I throw the wedding bash?
没想到失恋的感觉是这样的 Never knew losing love hurt this much!
心是不是像打了结 Feels like your heart is crushed?
不是 心跳得好快 面青 流汗 No, my heart is beating very fast and I'm sweating.
肚子好像吃饱了一样 My stomach feels very full.
还有 这个地方好痛 Also, it hurts here.
像是肝破裂 内出血啊 It could be liver rupture internal bleeding.
是啊 Yeah.
真是什么事都可能发生 Really anything can happen!
随时可能后备电源都坏掉 我说说而已 The back-up generator may go any second... I'm just kidding!
血压100/60脉搏90 BP 100/60, pulse 90.
好多血 找不到伤口 Losing blood fast! I can't find the wound!
手指开始变蓝 Fingers are turning blue!
四包血浆快 4 units of unmatched blood, quick!
心跳停止 电震器 Heart arrest! Defibrillator!
打强心针 Ampoules!
退开 Clear!
再来过 Again!
退开 Clear!
没电源 No power!
备用电用完 Back-up battery is dead.
没电刀无法凝血 I can't clog the blood without diathermy.
再过四分钟脑干死亡 4 minutes left before brain stem failure.
真惨 死得人多啦 What a pity, lots of lives will be lost.
没了电心脏怎么恢复跳动呢 How can you resuscitate him without electricity?
这样怎么止血呢 How do you stop the bleeding?
可还没死 Not so fast!
小鬼不用怕 定下来 Kids, just calm down.
找雷劈他不就行了 Lightning will revive him!
还有多久 How much time left?
还有两分钟 Less than 2 minutes!
怎么会这么久慢吞吞 Why is it taking so long?
何爵士 你还不去 You're staying here?
我教你引雷 Here's how to attract lightning.
我两次被雷劈都是在耍柳叶刀法 Twice I was hit while doing my sword exercise.
用这一招 他一定被雷劈啦 Lightning will strike if you do this move.
又想劈我 不用了吧 Trying to strike me again?
如果有第三次一定死人 I may die the third time.
我先避避 I should dodge this one.
还有一分十五秒 1 minute and 15 seconds left!
快点 Hurry up!
劈他啦 Strike him!
劈啦 Strike!
劈他啦 Strike him!
劈啦 Strike!
等等 等等 Wait, wait!
闪电有几十万瓦 Lightning carries a lot of wattage
如果直接劈下来会坏事的 it's too powerful for Joe's good.
加电阻 Use a resistor!
加电阻将电压减低到像电震器一样 It can reduce the electrical charge to the same level as the defibrillator.
二百五十瓦 不就行了 250 watts, that'll be perfect.
现在哪里有电阻 Where can you find a resistor?
只要电阻系数有四百千欧姆就行 Anything with a resistance of 400 kilo ohm will do.
分头找 Look around!
不行 不行 No, no...
真惨 没一样对 死得人多啦 What a pity! Nothing is right. Someone could die!
只剩三十秒 30 seconds left!
没关系 用人来做 We'll use human body!
人的电阻系数应该适合 Human being's resistance level should be enough.
这样好危险 That's dangerous.
那个人可能会 The person could...
会死啊 Could die!
颖恩 Yan!
还有十秒 10 seconds left!
烂人 赶快劈吧 You bastard! Strike him!
真惨 雨都停了 What a pity! The rain stopped!
何爵士 它摆明不理你 你闭咀吧 Sir ho, the storm is not responding tonight!
我九十几岁的人你都不帮 I'm ninety-something and you won't help me
我好凄凉啊 where's your compassion?
还是不再说了 I better shut up!
拜托你 救救我老公 Please, please help my husband!
原来我真的是第三者 So all along I was the third person!
退开 Clear!
子英 Joe.
嫁给我 Will you marry me?
这样恩明怎么办 What about Jim?
你不用理我 You can forget me.
我本来就是一个浪子 I've always been a wanderer.
我根本就是一只没有脚的小鸟 I'm a like a bird without a nest.
小鸟 像乌龟吧 A bird? More like a chicken!
谢谢你 Thank you.
气死人了 Damn it!
真假钢丝穿帮 Ridiculous! No hospital is like that!
又不搜集些资料 医院哪是这样子 Do some research before you shoot!
医生 干嘛关电视 Turn it back on, doctor!
你看医生还是看电视啊 You.
看医生 What's wrong?
有什么事
我被车撞到 可能撞爆了肝 I was hit by a cart it could be liver rupture.
那痛不痛啊 Does it hurt?
没事 No.
没事坐坐等等吧 Then I'll come back to you later.
我帮一条鱼做人工呼吸 When I did mouth-to-mouth to a fish
不小心吞了它 I swallowed it accidentally.
在我肚里游来游去 It's still alive in my stomach.
你吃不吃生鱼 Do you eat Sushi?
吃 Yes.
那你可以走了 You can go now.
不行 我要蹲一蹲厕所 I have to get it out of my system.
那么大间便利店你看不到嘛 How can you not see the convenient store?
对不起 香港脚发作 Sorry, athlete's foot.
赔钱 Pay for the damage!
不要烦 Yeah right!
赔钱 Pay for the damage!
不要烦 Yeah right!
穿这样的衣服去卖淫 Why sell your body dressed up like nurse?
破坏我们医护人员的形象 It's an insult to the medical profession.
什么啊 我们是卖酒 What? We're bartenders.
卖酒 Bartenders?
裙子穿这么低 Your skirts are so short.
我做很多善事捐好多钱给你们 I did many good deeds! I donated money to the hospital!
不要走
医生 割盲肠可不可以割低一吋 Doctor, can you cut 1 inch lower when performing appendectomy?
不行啊 No!
我可是要穿三点式 嫁给豪门呀 But I want to wear bikinis and marry a good family.
不用想 Forget it!
病人的未来很重要的 But what matters is the patient's future.
做医生不是那么简单的 It's not easy to be a doctor!
抓他去神经科啦 Take him to the psychiatric.
"Sir ho kau kei hospital"